One morning, Vladimir Putin called his Defence minister. "I need your latest strategic assessment on the comparative military strength of Russia vis-a-vis Ukraine immediately. If you are not ready, pack your bags. The ticket to Siberia is ready.
" Minister: "It doesn't matter, sir, the figures are on the tip of my tongue."
Putin: "Shoot then ..."
Minister: "Our army is 280,000 and the combined force of various other paramilitaries is 900,000, while Ukraine's is 196,000.
We have 2840 tanks and Ukraine's 1100 only.
4,100 fighter jets and 318 Ukrainian aircraft.
Besides, in case of need, we have 3000 armoured vehicles.
Happily satisfied, Putin finally nodded and said, "Very good, You appear to be an efficient man. You are my deputy from today."
He hung up the phone.
The Minister heaved a sigh of relief and said, "Hush ... thank you so much, Zee News, Aaj Tak, India TV and ... If you hadn't been rattling this statistic non stop 24 hours for the past week I would be rotting in Siberia today!🤣"
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