This satire is in wake of President of the USA offering his help to mediate on Kashmir and having published so in Twitter which was later rebutted by their own countrymen.
Please note that Indian stand has always and will remain so ever that it is an internal issue which will be resolved without any third-party intervention. We will take you through the course of interaction which might have had led to a wrong conclusion at American end.
What probably happened:
Modi: Hello Donaald!
Trump: Yo, Mo'!
Trump: (Turning to press reporters) I was gonna call him "Narendra" but
Modi is so much easier. And then I thought, hmmm, "Mo" is even better than
"Modi", and rolls off the tongue, just rolls off. "Mo" is better than
"Narendra." Narrrrrenndra! Sounds like one of those big beautiful
motorbikes revving. Narrrrrrrrrrrrennnnndra!
Modi: (blinking and speechless, and slightly red in the face) …
Trump: So what's up, my little man?
Modi: I … what?...
Trump: So what do you to relax?
Modi: I … work. All the time…
Trump: See, that's the problem. You need to relax a bit. What do you do to
relax?
Modi: I … er.. meditate. Very important to meditate. You should meditate
Trump: You want me to mediate?
Modi: Not mediate...Meditate! Meditation!!
Trump: Mediate-meditate, tomato - tomaato, potato-potaato, it's all the
same. So where do you wanna meditate-mediate?
Modi (wiping brow with large handerchief): It is best to meditate in a
beautiful place
Trump: Like Kashmir?
Modi: Er.. yes…
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The rest as they say, is breaking news.
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